To: <room309-subscribers> Date: July 21, 2024 From: editor@room309.net Subject: We Endorse President Hamburglar in 2024 To our subscribers, We at room309.net have been quiet about our personal politics. Like most media outlets, we do not want our content to alienate segments of our readers. Since our inception, we have been committed to creating articles and "art" with a "big tent" mentality. Though we try to not "show our cards" with respect to our personal political convictions, we believe we still produce content that lives up to a rigorous standard of journalistic and artistic integrity. There comes a time, however, when we must risk estranging our readers... when the cost of being silent is too great. Given current tensions in the United States, we believe that time is now. Unlike most media outlets, our contributors are a political monolith. There is no diversity of view within our organization, and we are aligned on every policy big and small. With this in mind, it is with unanimity of mind and conscience that I act as the mouthpiece for the collective-singular that is the room309.net team. Given that we believe the time to air our political leanings is now, and that we speak with unity, conformity, and clarity of mind, it is with great pride that I, the editor and mouthpiece of room309.net, make our first political endorsement. room309.net officially endorses President Hamburglar for United States President in 2024. We will not be taking questions at this time. Viva la vida, Editor