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Welcome to the room309.net's 2025 edition of Wrapped!
It's been a busy year, and your room309.net activity shows it!
Since the beginning of the year, you have consumed exactly calories!
That's the same as eating lasagnas!
You can't eat that many lasagnas in one sitting (though we wish we could 🤤)!
Out of those lasagnas, of them were overcooked 🤢 (statistically speaking)...
Out of the overcooked lasagnas, at least of them were incorrectly labeled vegetarian 😲!
If we were to stack all of those lasagnas on top of each other, they would be the same height as the Burj Khalifa!
If we were to stack all of those lasagnas on top of each other, they would be the same height as the Disney Epcot's Spaceship Earth!
If we were to stack all of those lasagnas on top of each other, they would be the same height as the Denny's corporate office!
If we were to stack all of those lasagnas on top of each other, they would be the same height as the Golden Gate Bridge!
That's assuming a standard three inch lasagna depth 🤓.
Just kidding 😛!
Truthfully, if we were to stack all of those the lasagnas on top of each other, they would be the same height as baked ziti!
That's assuming a standard three inch baked ziti depth 🤓.
The lasagna you (theoretically) ate is not just about the nutrition... it's also about the enjoyment!
You enjoyed lasagna as much as Azerbaijani minority party leader Etibar Mammadov!
You enjoyed lasagna as much as Indonesian filmaker Angga Dwimas Sasongko!
You enjoyed lasagna as much as Bill Priatko (the oldest living Steelers football player)!
You enjoyed lasagna as much as Filipino Minister of Defense Gilbert Teodoro!
You enjoyed lasagna as much as Fruit of the Loom CEO Jeff Cohen!
He also appeared in a series of dreams you don't remember 🤭!
But, lucky for you, because of our website cookie policy, we remember!
He said...
"Be sure to remember to let the canadian geese in the laundry room before they get cold!"
"You shouldn't be riding your bike in here! This is the men's room!"
"Go ahead and race me!"
"I have my bag of groceries ready to go!"
"Donde comen dos, comen tres!"
"Metallica was my favorite subject in high school."
"My how you've grown! You're almost as tall as George!"
"My favorite food is not lasagna."
"Don't you remember our secret handshake?"
"This is a great way to dance!"
What can we say 🤷♂️? Dreams are crazy!
It probably just means we're going to have a good harvest in 2026 🧑🌾.
Your most listened to song was Hey Jude by the Beatles.
Thank you and come back next year for 2026 room309.net wrapped!